Lady Gaga:
hello my little darling angels! you're all looking so cute tonight I could just tickle your bellies and eat you up! omg! you made your own clothes? that's so cute! sweet angels I love all of you so much!
Lady Gaga literally one second later:
EVERYBODY STAND THE FUCK UP THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU ARE AT MY SHOW AND I WANT TO SCREAM RIGHT NOW SO GET ON YOUR FEET THIS IS AN ORDER (incomprehensible screeching)
“If you’re ever wondering what I’m like when I’m not on stage, I pretty much just do stuff like that all the time in my room”
(Source: gagalicious, via iheartladygaga)
